Blog.

mega-gaymer-party:

no-this-is-ryan:
Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie
Hey uh brand new addition

mifletset:
animentality:
My seduction techniques only work on people with detailed knowledge of star trek and/or deep appreciation for sci fi tropes of the 90s.
Break my back like Captain Kirk breaks the Prime Directive 😍
I was thinking more blowout my back like the hull of a romulan warbird that’s crossed the neutral zone.

0lemat:

benignhumor:
skeletonbonecurse:
ilikeit-art:
Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

i-reblog-your-post-with-balls:

it-hurts-to-post:
istealyourpunchlines:
just-shower-responses:
musclemanveryregular:
just-shower-responses:
just-shower-responses:
idontrateyourposts:
just-shower-responses:
just-shower-responses:
nice try motherfucker im 5'3
fuck this gay earth
/10
thanks man
You know who else trapped a bunch of comedians in a room and they all tried to run their bit at everyone else at the same time?
no I do not muscle man lay it the fuck on me brother. Who else did this
MY MOM
AUGH!!! aahhh OW
balls

funnytwittertweets:

brigwife:

I got so excited by my idea to make this meme i stopped halfway through brushing my teeth and now i’m sitting at my laptop with toothpaste dribbling down my chin so please like it

hachama:

warriorcat367:
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hachama:
Just so you know, as soon as Halloween is over, I’m kicking off Chanukah season. I don’t care if it’s almost 2 months away, if Karen in accounting has a tree on her desk I’m going to have a historically accurate model of the Second Temple on mine.
IT CANNOT BE STOPPED
This year one of my close office neighbors has signaled her intention to have an obnoxiously xmas-y desk display.
So, you know. It’s going DOWN.
Yeeeeessssssssssss
YOU DIDNT REALLY DO IT!!! MY HERO!!!!!
I do not make idle threats. I am too busy being unstoppable.

i-fell-in-the-shower-thoughts: